Melbourne Airport is a fairly small airport relative to some of the airports in the world. However, it does offer international flights.
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I personally don’t mind the smaller airports because they are usually a lot easier to deal with. It’s like raising a baby versus a teenager. The bigger they get the more annoying and frustrating they become. It’s not like I have kids or anything, but I know I was a handful when I was in my teens to early 20s. I’m still kind of a handful. I guess people are right when they say “men never really grow up.”
Melbourne AirportWhen I was in Melbourne, I flew into Melbourne from Los Angeles. It was like flying from a hurricane into a light sprinkle. I didn’t have an issues with traffic or congestion. There was practically no one traveling during the holidays, so I was in and out in less than 20 minutes upon arrival and departure.
However, there is one tip I have for you. Don’t forget to bring your own toilet seat covers. There are non-existent in Melbourne and all of Australia. Seriously, there is NO toilet seat covers. WTF?! None! Nada! Zilch! This should be a national issue in Australia. I tried calling the Prime Minister regarding this matter, but they’re not accepting calls from any American at the moment. No bueno, amigo.
JetStar TerminalActually, I take that back. You could always use the toilet paper for seat covers. Okay. New tip. You should always lay a layer of toilet paper inside the toilet bowl before you drop a deuce, so the water doesn’t splash when you’re dropping the kids off at the pool. .
Besides that. No issues. It’s definitely one of the easier airports to get in and out. It reminds me of John Wayne Airport in Orange County, CA.
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