South Wharf Promenade & The Yarra River

South Wharf Promenade is a promenade where people go to fall in love and make babies.  They walk down the promenade holding hands, crossing the bridge and placing a lock on the bridge to symbolize their undying love for each other. 

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They grab a cup of coffee and go set on the dock where the girlfriend lays her head on the boyfriend’s shoulder.  It’s a quite a romantic place until the side chick shows up and makes a scene then it becomes a tragedy for the next couple of months or so where the boyfriend says, “I don’t think I could live without her.  I need her to survive.”  Well, until he finds his next love then he goes the same thing again.  Remember the person you said you couldn’t live without?  Well, look at you living and shit.  It’s a tragic infinite loop.

South Wharf Promenade
South Wharf Promenade

Anyway, the South Wharf Promenade has an amazing view of Melbourne’s skyline.  Also, it has many shops and bars/restaurants where anyone could shop, grab a bite to eat or drink.  We recommend Ponyfish Island for beers and Rosetta Ristorante for Italian food.  Furthermore, you could see Melbourne’s stadium.   The Crown Casino is two skips and whistle down the block.  The starting point is right behind the Flinders Station.  It’s a great place to waste a day and get annoyed by flies. Lastly, it’s a must stop in Melbourne and check out the side chicks making a scene.

South Wharf Promenade
South Wharf Promenade
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