Tea and Crumpets at Olympic Gardens.

OGs.  This is my absolute favorite “exotic” dancer aka gentlemen club in Vegas.  It’s grimy and ghetto as hell, which makes it even more fun.  Did I mention trashy?  The ladies go upstairs for their male dancers aka single dads.  The perverted men stay on the first floor for their entertainment.

There are two main rooms on the first floor, there’s an ATM, and you can withdraw cash from your credit card from the cashier.  There’s a VIP room for private dances and they offer bottle service.  The dancers are always a lot of fun.  They travel from Arizona, SF, Utah, New Mexico and LA to work.  It’s always fun to hear about their stories, how their kids are doing, how their boyfriends don’t know about their weekend jobs, and their aspirations of being an actress.   It’s a fun conversation to have over tea, coffee and croissants.

Well, that’s what I heard.  I’m just repeating what I heard from people who have been here and I never have been here in my life.  Disregard this review.  My account was hacked.

  • 8/10
    Service - 8/10
  • 9/10
    Presentation - 9/10
  • 8.5/10
    Flavor - 8.5/10
  • 8.5/10
    Ambiance - 8.5/10
  • 8/10
    Decor - 8/10


The service was fantastic and presentation of the different flavors was esquisite. In addition, the classy ambiance and decor makes it a much stop show whenever you’re in Las Vegas.